CircusJblack's Fashion Reviews - Pookie & Preps Fashion

Hey guys! Before I start this, I want to address some topics! (mainly 2)

• THANKS SO MUCH FOR 57 PAGE VIEWS IN A DAY! I love you all! Muaah!
• I'm going to do this thing called "Outfit of the Day/ Week!" I will usually post every day this summer, so It will be "Outfit of the Day!" The Outfit of the Day will be MY outfit and MY outfit only. Unless of course I hire an author. NOW! lets get to today's Outfit of the Day!
  
  I love this outfit! I wish in CP they had "Hair" and "Head" items. That way I could add the Afro to this STYLISH outfit! Lets start with this outfit though! I started with the black hoodie. I thought, cool and awesome right? Then the purple sneakers are SO in this season because they're from MyPenguin which is SO in! Then I went through my head items. I thought, hmmm, maybe the Afro. BUT WAIT. What about a stylish purple hat ALSO from MyPenguin to match the shoes?!?! Perfect right?!? Then I needed a neck item. I thought the purple cape, but capes are SO Old Jblack. So I picked the pearl necklace because it goes with everything. That's all for this week's outfit of the week!

• ADVISORY - PROFANITY WILL BE USED IN THE SECOND HALF OF THIS POST. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

POOKIE FASHION 

Let's get to this downright SHIT. I MEAN, WTF?!? This fashion is terrible AF. Before I start this part, a pookie is a little shitty yellow penguin that pretends to be a baby. You can find them (but not limited to) at these places on popular servers. (servers with 4-5 bars)

• Pet Shop
• Puffle Hotel
• Gift Shop
• Pool
• Coffee Shop
• Pizza Parlor

LET'S GET THIS STARTED. Here is our pookie to be reviewed:

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. AT LEAST THEY TRIED TO MATCH. BUT MATCHING ISN'T EVERYTHING BEW BEW. The dress is nice - it goes with spring. BUT WHY THE HELL ARE YOU FUCKING WEARING EARMUFFS IN MO-FAKIN SPRING? And boas go with nice, expensives party dresses! Not crappy Wal-Mart spring dresses you're wearing! And fucking ballet shoes. OH. MY. GOD. I'M DONE.

Let's go on to the preps....-_-

Observe this one:

WTF ARE YOU WEARING. YOU HAVE BEEN A MEMBER FOR MORE THAN 2 YEARS. YOU SHOULD AT LEAST HAVE MATCHING SHOES & BOA. The hair & jacket match. Good. Pink hair band & a pink jacket. Good. White pom poms? Ehh...white goes with everything. BUT A BLUE MO-FAKIN BOA? JUST STOP. AND GREEN SHOES? DOES THAT LOOK LIKE IT MATCHES PINK? IF YOU PUT GREEN & PINK TOGETHER THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU DRANK A STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE AND THREW IT UP. AND THE BLUE IS THE CANDY YOUR FATASS SNEAKS UNDER YOUR BED. YOUR OUTFIT IS BARF. BARF. BARF! BARF!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE SHIT!!!!!!!! AND YOUR GOD DAMN FUCKING TALK....urgh.

I hope you enjoyed this review! Keep viewing this blog for more! 

Muaaah! -CircusJblack