Wednesday, May 22, 2013

CPPS.me Fashions!

Before I start this thing, THANKS EVERYONE FOR 100 PAGE VIEWS!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!

Now, Its OUTFIT OF THE DAY TIME! Today's theme be pirates! ARR, HOE. 


Most of these are free items from back in the day...I remember as a kid meeting Rockhopper in the Town without a tracker. I remember literally almost having a heart attack because I saw him just SITTINg there all chill-like. :) (and I didn't get that shirt from MyPenguin...) Now on to the post!

I was recently on CPPS.me and I saw some terrible fashionssss. Lyk my ged.

Her iz da frst 1: 

OMI. He haz no sweg. THE TUFT IS SO OUT OF STYLE. LIKE OH MY GOD. And He could at least TRIED to amke his clothes match...*sigh* Everyone knows the BLACK sneaks go with that hoodie better.....I give his outfit a 1/5.

NEEEXT.

DIS IS RIDICULOUS. MATHC, PEOPLE MATCH!!!!! Although I adore the black mask. :3 Her hair bow and shoes match! :o That's a first! I would suggest a pink boa or scarf instead of the lei....ALOHA!

Before I go...Go buy Mario's new single "Somebody Else" with Nicki Minaj! It's amazing! I can relate to the lyrics so well. :) GO BUY!!! 

DATS AWL! Byeeee. :)

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Sleet Fashion Review by CircusJblack

Hey guys! Before I start this post, lets do today's Outfit of the Day!

Today's theme is SUMMER! I will be starting a new thing! YOU send ME your Outfits of the Day! I will feature my favorites on the next post! Send me your summer themed outfits @CircusJblack on Twitter! Now! I absolutely LOVE this outfit I'm wearing! The yellow polo and shorts looks AWESOME! Then I added matching yellow sneaks! The surf necklace and aviators really promotes the summer theme!

NOW LET'S GET TO THE POST!

SLEET FASHIONS

Here is our first penguin:

DO I DETECT A FREEZEPOP WANNABE? This guy is dressed EXACTLY like Freezepop! But why? Hmm? I'll review FREEZEPOP'S fashions then! I love the hair! And I like how the glasses, shoes, and coat match!

Next and Last penguin: 

Meh. Ehh. Eh. Eh... URGH. TERRIBLE. At least she matched her scarf & shoes. Its just... ITS SO BASIC! THAT'S IT! THIS IS A BASIC OUTFIT! SHE'S SO BASIC! JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER "RARE" GIRL ON SLEET! She needs to try something different.

LAST THING!
I just recently purchased Demi Lovato's new album, DEMI! It's PERFECRTION! Go buy it now! 


It's amazing! That's all for today! Thanks for 70 page views! Love you guys! Muaah! 
-CircusJblack

Monday, May 13, 2013

CircusJblack's Fashion Reviews - Pookie & Preps Fashion

Hey guys! Before I start this, I want to address some topics! (mainly 2)
  • THANKS SO MUCH FOR 57 PAGE VIEWS IN A DAY! I love you all! Muaah!
  • I'm going to do this thing called "Outfit of the Day/ Week!" I will usually post every day this summer, so It will be "Outfit of the Day!" The Outfit of the Day will be MY outfit and MY outfit only. Unless of course I hire an author. NOW! lets get to today's Outfit of the Day!
    I love this outfit! I wish in CP they had "Hair" and "Head" items. That way I could add the Afro to this STYLISH outfit! Lets start with this outfit though! I started with the black hoodie. I thought, cool and awesome right? Then the purple sneakers are SO in this season because they're from MyPenguin which is SO in! Then I went through my head items. I thought, hmmm, maybe the Afro. BUT WAIT. What about a stylish purple hat ALSO from MyPenguin to match the shoes?!?! Perfect right?!? Then I needed a neck item. I thought the purple cape, but capes are SO Old Jblack. So I picked the pearl necklace because it goes with everything. That's all for this week's outfit of the week!
  • ADVISORY - PROFANITY WILL BE USED IN THE SECOND HALF OF THIS POST. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.


POOKIE FASHION 
Let's get to this downright SHIT. I MEAN, WTF?!? This fashion is terrible AF. Before I start this part, a pookie is a little shitty yellow penguin that pretends to be a baby. You can find them (but not limited to) at these places on popular servers. (servers with 4-5 bars)
  • Pet Shop
  • Puffle Hotel
  • Gift Shop
  • Pool
  • Coffee Shop
  • Pizza Parlor
LET'S GET THIS STARTED. Here is our pookie to be reviewed:
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. AT LEAST THEY TRIED TO MATCH. BUT MATCHING ISN'T EVERYTHING BEW BEW. The dress is nice - it goes with spring. BUT WHY THE HELL ARE YOU FUCKING WEARING EARMUFFS IN MO-FAKIN SPRING? And boas go with nice, expensives party dresses! Not crappy Wal-Mart spring dresses you're wearing! And fucking ballet shoes. OH. MY. GOD. I'M DONE.

Let's go on to the preps....-_-
Observe this one:
WTF ARE YOU WEARING. YOU HAVE BEEN A MEMBER FOR MORE THAN 2 YEARS. YOU SHOULD AT LEAST HAVE MATCHING SHOES & BOA. The hair & jacket match. Good. Pink hair band & a pink jacket. Good. White pom poms? Ehh...white goes with everything. BUT A BLUE MO-FAKIN BOA? JUST STOP. AND GREEN SHOES? DOES THAT LOOK LIKE IT MATCHES PINK? IF YOU PUT GREEN & PINK TOGETHER THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU DRANK A STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE AND THREW IT UP. AND THE BLUE IS THE CANDY YOUR FATASS SNEAKS UNDER YOUR BED. YOUR OUTFIT IS BARF. BARF. BARF! BARF!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE SHIT!!!!!!!! AND YOUR GOD DAMN FUCKING TALK....urgh.





I hope you enjoyed this review! Keep viewing this blog for more! 
Muaaah! -CircusJblack





Sunday, May 12, 2013

INFORMATION!!!!!!!!!!!! - MUST READDDD

HEYOOO!!!! THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!










If you don't like what I say, then can you notify me? Via twitter? Because if I say your outfit is bad, and you don't like what I say, notify me ok? Okay.
Muaaahh!

Outfit Review & Comparison - Turtleboy

Hello again! CircusJblack here for ANOTHER review...but this time with a comparison!

The one on the left with be #1, and the one on the right is #2, okay? Get that? Know that? Okay.

#1
I love #1! The Green Letterman Jacket & The Fuzzy Boots have always been favs of mine! Although, a neck item would tie it all together. I would suggest these:







#2
I love that shirt! It is one of my absolute FAVS from MyPenguin. I like how you matched the Shirt & Shoes. I love those White Untied Sneakers - they look almost silver! Once again, how about a neck item? Or a different face item? Try these:
 


My favourite outfit was #1! And if you added the Green Zebra Scarf - PERFECT!

Muaah! -CircusJblack

Outfit Review - Turtwig1fan

Hey peoples! This is my first outfit review, so let's get this thing started!

Our penguin today is Turtwig1fan. Here is what she looks like NORMALLY:

Cool hair huh? The turtwig plushie brings out her personality. Now, let't talk about what she sent in.














HORRENDOUS. A rainbow Afro? Do I detect a wannabe in the building? Terrible glasses - ugh! Talk about OUT-OF-STYLE! SQUIDS ARE SO LAST YEAR BEW BEW. ANOTHER Turtwig plushie? Boooorrriiinnnggg. The tuba dosen't go with the outift either! Don't even get me started on those flipper shoes.

MY RATING: 1/5
YOUR RATING: Comment below or send me a tweet! :)

Muaaah! -CircusJblack